1 x bowl of high fat vanilla ice cream covered in one litre of Ice Magic (followed by me dancing around Mummy's house on a sugar high singing "I love Ice Magic do do do do doooooo I love Ice Magic do do do do dooooooo Ice Magic Yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr Ice Maaaaaggggiiiiccccc"
1 x mega huge Man Vs Food size club sandwich with hot chips
1 x more serve of hot chips (different meal)
1 x piece of large carrot cake
5 x home-made apple carrot & all-bran muffins (consumed in one day Yes ALL-BRAN muffins)
6 x slices of Pizza Capers Pizza (various styles) gorged just now while watching Melbourne Cup.
EPIC FOOD FAIL
Exercise since last Wednesday Spin Class = Zilch Nip Narda
EPIC EXERCISE FAIL
SHARRUP DON'T GIVE ME EVILS!
I have decided that for Round 4 I am going to cancel my gym membership & exercise....
OUTDOORS!!!!!!!!! Yes in Public. With The General Public.
I live at Redcliffe.
It is a bayside town.
It is beautiful. (if you pretend not to see the bogans)
It has miles & miles & miles of walking tracks along the pristine waterfront.
My plan is this:
Get home from work Grab husband Grab pooches. Walk Walk Walk.
Jog Jog Jog
Walk Walk Run Jog Walk Gasp Swear.
Goddamiit I am GOING to do it.
I can just visualise myself decked out top to toe in JFDI attire powerwalking & jogging along the water. Nodding in acknowlegement at the other exercise buffs like me. The sun glistening off my fluro white flesh searing the retinas of the people I pass.
I REALLY REALLY feel the need to be outside. I don't want to get stuck inside at the gym.
I will miss Spin classes but this may very well inspire me to sweep the cobwebs & cockie poo off the the ole deadly tready that I paid a small fortune for about 5 years ago that I then proceeded to ride a grand total of about 4 times before putting in the shed, covering it in a tarp and neglecting.
This is no whaever run of the mill bike. Oh no.
When I sold my investment property TBF & I went ALL OUT and got super duper flash as a rat with a gold tooth Electra bikes. None of this Big Dubber You Cruiser Bike shite for me Oh No.
I got me an Electra Red Betty. Fuck Yeah.
The Ultimate in pretentious hipster rockabilly vintage retro lovin' cool.
The poor darling has been locked away for years.
I am a BAD bike owner.
SUNLIGHT IMA COMIN' FOR YA.
PASS THE UV FACTOR 1000