Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies.

Well my break didn't last very long did it?

 

What do you think of my new look blog?

All floral n shit with fancy instagram scrolling piccy thingy.

Ooooooo So frou-frou. I even worked out how to reply individually to your comments!

 

Well I've got to tell you... the last two weeks have been.... in one word....

FUCKED

 

FUCKED WITH A BIG CAPITAL F

 

I'm not going to go into it in great details but to sum it up:

My Mummsy got really really crook & got rushed to hospital (she is at home & recovering now)

TBF's family received some terrible terrible sad family news.

Then I got the totally shitfull coughing flu where you simply cannot sleep because as soon as you lie down you start hacking up your lungs until you are literally dry retching over the toilet bowl & you start believing that your guts will any moment come shooting out of your throat.
I also lost all dignity as the persistent evil coughing caused a weakening in my pelvic floor & I had to start wearing Poise at night. Oh the humanity.
Turns out I have bronchitis. In the words of the new Oprah, Sweet Brown "Ain't Nobody Got Time Fer Dat!".

Thankfully the horrific hacking from my swollen bronchis has abated but I am still feeling a wee bit like warmed up crud.

Frickin typical. I signed up for the 12wbt & I haven't been able to start!
I SHOULD be starting on Monday fingers crossed.

I've had enough time now to get my brain back into gear & I am ready to start boring the pants off you with tales of my shenanigans again.

Have you checked out my new page WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT (at the top) ?

Funnily enough it explains what my blog is all about!!

 

REMEMBER:

I'm always after feedback of what you would like me to blog about and what I can do to improve my blog. My humungus earlobes are waiting for your call.

 

I've missed yawl.

xoxoxoxoxox