Monday, August 26, 2013

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies.

Well my break didn't last very long did it?
What do you think of my new look blog?
All floral n shit with fancy instagram scrolling piccy thingy.
Ooooooo So frou-frou. I even worked out how to reply individually to your comments!
Well I've got to tell you... the last two weeks have been.... in one word....


I'm not going to go into it in great details but to sum it up:

My Mummsy got really really crook & got rushed to hospital (she is at home & recovering now)

TBF's family received some terrible terrible sad family news.

Then I got the totally shitfull coughing flu where you simply cannot sleep because as soon as you lie down you start hacking up your lungs until you are literally dry retching over the toilet bowl & you start believing that your guts will any moment come shooting out of your throat.
I also lost all dignity as the persistent evil coughing caused a weakening in my pelvic floor & I had to start wearing Poise at night. Oh the humanity.
Turns out I have bronchitis. In the words of the new Oprah, Sweet Brown "Ain't Nobody Got Time Fer Dat!".

Thankfully the horrific hacking from my swollen bronchis has abated but I am still feeling a wee bit like warmed up crud.

Frickin typical. I signed up for the 12wbt & I haven't been able to start!
I SHOULD be starting on Monday fingers crossed.

I've had enough time now to get my brain back into gear & I am ready to start boring the pants off you with tales of my shenanigans again.

Have you checked out my new page WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT (at the top) ?
Funnily enough it explains what my blog is all about!!
I'm always after feedback of what you would like me to blog about and what I can do to improve my blog. My humungus earlobes are waiting for your call.
I've missed yawl.


  1. Glad to see you are back on the interwebz. I like your ramblings...
    Blogging is a cheaper form of therapy I am sure. :D

    1. Thanks Tash. My blogging is GREAT therapy for me... mind you some of my readers might NEED therapy after reading it. LOL

  2. I hear you on the Fucked element, just keep on trucking kid

    1. It's funny how sometimes all the crap seems to come down at once... thankfully life is now on the up & up again :)

  3. I am so glad you are back Miss Vicki, I have been worried about you and did a little squeal of delight when I received the email saying you had posted. You hang in there love, so sorry for all the shit you guys have been dealt lately but I firmly believe good things are surely coming your way xo

    1. Thanks Nez for your little squeal! LOL
      Thankfully life is starting to come up Millhouse again now. Lxoxooxoxo