Monday, April 8, 2013
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Right. I have pulled my peroxide blonde head out of my large arse & am now viewing my world through clear slightly red-rimmed eyes. Sure my sinuses (or is it sinusi) is making my head feel like Ronda Rousey has belted me a few times, but I am combating this with shitloads of Sudafed & Moccona Dark Roast.
I had many responses to my last blog post on Flakebook & on the WW pages and in the words of Adam Hills "I'm being a Dick".
So I've decided to go all New Age Hippy Like Totally Cosmic 'n' Shit & have decided that
THE UNIVERSE SHALL LEAD ME WHERE EVER I SHOULD BE.
In the words of Keanu Reeves "Whoa".
One of my very wise (and probably slightly inebriated) friends commented that I should "Get out the calander and schedule baby.". So gawd-dammit that's what I've done.'
It turns out that I have heaps coming up to fill my time.
This Sunday my family & I are doing the Colour Run on the Gold Coast (our name is The Dye Hards) CANNOT WAIT!
26/04/13 - Rockabilly Rage gig
04/05/13 & 05/05/13 - Garterbelts & Gasoline festival
01/06/13 - Rusty Pinto gig
Sometime in June - take our nieces to Dreamworld
03/08/13 & 04/08/13 - Greazefest Rockabilly weekender
10/08/13 - Rockabilly Riot ie Wayne Hancock gig
25/08/13 - either The Gympie Muster or The Fifties Fair
09/11/13 - My Mummy's 60th
16//11/13 - My super rad cousin's wedding.
Inbetween these things I will organise meet ups with friends more often, go to the movies, visit my Dad, spend more time with my family, relaxi, garden, yes Maria I might even try & climb up a mountain (ok probably just a small hill... ok probably the steps up to the cinemas), I will learn to sew more things and I will make more of an effort to SOCIALISE. Get out of the house & DO things. Challenge myself and do something like totally out there man.
Read more books. Have people over for dinner or a barbie.
So I HAVE got stacks to look forward to. I do have one very very serious concern about these upcoming events though.
WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR???!!!!! GADZOOKS !!!!
Yesterday I was on my walk when I met up with one of the lovely ladies who was doing my sewing class with me. She is adamant that I should be working in some sort of promotions or something.
She reckons that I am 'dynamic'. hahahahha I'm not sure about that.
One of the grouse gals at my WW meeting also thinks that I've got 'something'.
It's hard to know what path you should go down when you don't know where you want to go.
So that's why I'm just going to bum along & hope that the big cheese in the sky one day points his or her or it's finger down at me and announces
"VICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE PERFECT JOB FOR YOU IS BLAH BLAH BLAH.... AND BY THE WAY THE PERFECT RED LIPSTICK IS BLAH BLAH BLAHHHHHHH".
So like totally peace out dudes I'm like totally calm and at one with the cosmos and am like totally ready to be taken on like my journey.
PS: If anyone has any suggestions of things that are on or coming up that are low cost or just rad things that I can do please let me know.
PPS: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says, 'Can you make me one with everything?'