BLOODY GAINED 800g.
Now I will admit this was not totally unexpected. Even though I have been a total princess when it comes to tracking & staying within my points, this past week I have done Sweet Fug All exercise.
ZERO ACTIVITY POINTS.
We got a new fridge. It was drizzley. My cat's lip swelled up so I had to stay home & pat him. I had to sew a dodgy sci-fi top. TBF looked at me with his big blue eyes and telepathetically told me to stay home & watch MASH with him.
Who am I kidding? I was a big blonde lazy slobby McSlobervich.
But still..... I thought maybe I would stay the same weight. Jeez Louise.
I couldn't stay for the meeting last night which was a bummer but couldn't be helped (must have been a quiet meeting without my lewd comments).
Well, the true reason for my weight gain came a knockin this morning.
"Youuu Whoooooo! Hellooooo is anyone home?!! It's meeeeeee. Aunty Flo". OH GREAT.
"Well helloooooo dear. I've bought our friends Uncle Excruiating Ovarian Pain & Cousin Great Ripping Cramps. You may have noticed that Brother Excessive Fluid Retention arrived yesterday. Don't mind us while we set about making your lower body scream and moan for a couple of days. Toodle Pip!"
I ALWAYS gain .5kg to a kilo at TTOM. Stoopid woman bits. Pass the mega pack of Naprogesics.
Mmmmmm my little blue wonder drugs.
SO..... My plan for this coming week is:
TRACK. STAY WITHIN MY POINTS. EXERCISE ON MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, FRIDAY, SATURDAY AND SUNDAY. (Thursday is WW meeting night).
I WILL DO IT GAWD DAMMIT.
Shut up I will.
mumble mumble mumble
Have a rip-snorta of a weekend everybody. My Mummsy is coming to stay so I can see us doing noice long walks along the waterfront & 100 litres of Mocconna coffee in my future & solving all the world's problems.