Monday, October 22, 2012

Oooooh, I love a bit of cake. Oooooh, cake. Oooooh, cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake.

Well I turned 40 yesterday. Bloody hell that snuck up on me. I don't FEEL 40. I still have the maturity level of an 8 year who still laughs at farts. *snigger*
I had a bit of a shin-dig on Saturday night & put on Mz Vicki's Truck Stop Diner party.
It was a corker of a night. I am so blessed to have awesome friends & family who are all as bat-shit crazy as me. Great music Great Food Great Company. Bleedin Brilliant!

Mum got me an amazing chocolate mudcake of which I have eaten a mountain of. I now feel like a pasty white blonde haired version of Jabba The Hut. I feel gruesome.
I also had wines at my party. Yep after 7 months I had wines. I felt ok but the next day my guts felt like I had drink a litre of straight balsamic vinegar mixed with ribena. Not good.
Well I've had my tipple and I think I'll stay off the turps from now on.
I'm trying SO hard to get motivated. To get my 12wbt mind-set right.
I just feel like I can't be arsed. It's just such a friggin effort!
Even writing this blog is taking it out of me.
I know I know I know I just got to flippin DO IT.
I did a sneaky weigh in this morning. OMFG. NOT GOOD.
MONDAY:  No exercise because it was my birthday & SHUT-UP
WEDNESDAY:  back to Spin class where I will probably vomit or pass out or pass-out in my vomit
THURSDAY: I'm going to try a U-Bounce class. It is meant to strip the fat straight out of your thighs onto the floor of the gym as you bounce on mini tramps.
SUNDAY: Moan & Whimper & Whinge about the pain.
I flippin HATE being a boomba but Geez it shits me that I have to work so bloody hard to lose it.
Call the wahhhbulance!
Please somebody send me some motivation!!!


  1. Happy 40th birthday Vicki! Life begins now!

  2. Happy Birthday!!!! Welcome to the naughty forties!!!

    Yep, it bloody well is hard work, but it is SO worth it! You know you CAN do it!!! x

  3. Happy birthday Vicki! I have recently found your blog and am planning to sign up for the next 12wbt (as soon as I finish the hell that is my uni studies currently...). It's great to see some personality in these blogs, and it's also great to hear from a real person, who falls off the wagon and gets back on, who has stress and issues in their life, rather than being that perfect little robot who follows the diet and exercise plan perfectly and loses about 5kg a week.

  4. Hi Vicki, Happy Birthday!! It sounds like you had a wonderful party. I have been following your blog for a number of months now and I love the personality you inject into it.
    I completed the first round of the 12wbt this year and have lost a total of 18.5kg since the begining of Feb. I dont go overboard with the exercise, I probably do 60-70% of what mish suggests but the golden ticket is following the meal plans and calorie intake to the letter. Just sick to your 1200cal per day and you will loose weight it is actually science, which is what I found reassuring about the 12wbt. It was not just some flakey fad diet you see on tv, it is science and it wasnt until Mishys program that I understood it. Keep up the good work, stick to the plan and enjoy the results. They are much better than you can imagine!

  5. thanks so much everybody!!

  6. Oh Vicki I'm late to the party, happy birthday!!! 40 is the new 30!!!