Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Let's Get Ready to Rumblllllllllllleeeeeee!!!


I am visualising Bruce Buffer (from UFC) bouncing into the octagon.

Welcome to Round Four of the Michelle Bridges 12 week Body Challenge.
In the red corner we have the sassy Blonde from Redcliffe weighing in at a dissapointing 196 pounds. This rockabilly minx has competed in the last three rounds and is finally ready to dish out some serious ground n pound. She has a black belt in procrastination, has a gold medal in apathy and is the currant world champion in out of control portion sizes!
Please welcome to the floor..................

This morning TBF took my BEFORE photos of me in my sexy (not) undies & bra. I got him to take a front, side & back one. HOLY SHAMOLEY. When I uploaded them into my photobucket account I seriously nearly vomited my morning Jalna yogurt into my own mouth.
I cannot BELIVE TBF would want to have sexy times with me unless it was in a pitch black room while wearing a blind fold after he had his retinas physically removed, was doped to the eyeballs on LSD and had his mind's eye poked out. God So so so gross. shudder
Tomorrow I have to do my measurements which I'm sure will horrify me even more than watching a Rob Zombie flick at home alone.

See this picture of a walrus in a bikini.... It is WAY better looking then me.

And NO there is NO WAY IN HELL I would EVER post the pics on here.
I couldn't do that to humanity. Needless to say whenever I even THINK about how I look a smattering of bile rises in my throat. GAG.
Instead I will post a photo of how I am GOING to look at the end of Round 4.
TBF is going to have to build up his muscles because he will be fighting off men with a big stick because I am going to look so slammin frickin HAWT.
My goal.... get into the 70s by the end...
and to look EXACTLY like Scarlett Johansson in this pic.
I don't think that is too much to ask for is it????
TAP OR SNAP BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  1. Oh vicki - we really were separated at birth!!! But you have much more faith in your other half- I'm slinking around a hotel room with a full length mirror and my phone to take my glamour shots (blech).
    I couldn't ever let husband no.2 take photos or I would be looking for husband no 3!!!!
    We WILL get to the 70s this round- no excuses- hard work and plan plan plan. I'm excited!!!! Really-this time I am actually excited!!!!!
    Bring it on.....

  2. If I were to cut out the head of scarlett & stick it on that walrus pic I would be my doppelganger.
    PS: I am VERY dissappointed at the lack of pictures of you on your blog.

  3. Awww Vicki, I think we don't have enough faith in our other halves. I thought EXACTLY the same as you. How on earth could my husband ever have loved me. It's enough to bring me to my knees every time in shame.

    You WILL look like Scarlett. You have fire in your writing. I was going to say voice, but I can't hear that so the writing it is.