Winners & Losers

CRIKEY! I'm one of the winners in the Nominate The Best Blog in the Whole Cosmos Comp!

Thank you thank you thank you to everyone who nominated me.

I will think of you everytime I sip on my cup 'o' tea from Tin Tonic and while sathering my face in Dermaviduals skin care products. I'm so excited!

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

Well sort of..................

I woke up this morning & it was as cold as a nude nun's nancy when I jumped on the scales.

86kg. Gain of 1.2kg.

Not surprising. I'm not too worried. Obviously my alien pods (follicles) must weigh 130g each.

Today my tummy looks somone has shoved a partly deflated netball down my pants.

Bloaty bloaty bloaty.

I will definately be back on the programme as far as the hardcore killer diller exercise goes for Round 6. I will be back when I am finished being used as a human pin cushion. I am still following the eating program though.

I'm off into hospital on Friday for THE HARVESTING. Bring orn the morphine baby!!!!

So for the next Week (week 5) I will be a bit sore & sorry (& walking a bit funny) and the doc has said that I should refrain from doing any strenuous activity.

Activities I deem as being strenuous:

Cooking

Cleaning / Washing up

Making cups of Earl Grey

Reaching my bedside table for my latest issue of Frankie magazine.

I wanted the doc to give me a list in writing of things that will help assist to get a positive result with the IVF. eg: foot massages, stoking my hair, ducking to the video store to get me more movies to watch, neck massages, constant praise. Alas my doctor said no.. all I need is to take it easy.

Geez.

I'm spewing that the weather is so crappy as I would LOVE to get out in the sun & go for a walk to get my ovulation juices flowing. Instead I am stuck in my meat freezer office with my fire hazard $5 bar heater from Aldi wrapped up in le faux fur.

As my obstetrician says "It's a big thing when you look into it".