Thursday, June 12, 2014

I'm a Rockabilly Rebel From Head to Toe

1996 - The Dog House Blues Bar at Broadbeach

I'm sitting on the top floor with my friend who has convinced me to come and watch Hatz Fitz play. I'm in my usual black clothing with massive Nicole Kidmanish hair.
As my eyes scan the crowd down below I see a group of guys walk in. They are all wearing jeans, leather jackets that have had pitures painted on the back, smoking cigarettes and all have hair like Elvis.
I can't take my eyes off them. Most people in the club smirk at them & laugh but I think they look amazing.  One of the lads looks up at me & smiles.


I turn to my friend and say "See that guy there. I'm going to marry him. I'm serious. He's The One".
Of course my friend thought I was off my chops pissed and told me that I was an idiot.

In the words of Spandau Ballet, to cut a long story short I did marry him & we were together for 10 years.

Michael introduced me to a new world. A subculture called "Rockabilly".

That night, like the floozy I was, I went back to his house and that, pretty much, was that.
His house was like stepping back in time. Every single thing was pre-1960. I thought it was the most fantastic thing I had ever seen.

Before that night I was into any music that was hard, fast & angry. A lot of punk, metal and rock.
My very first introduction to rockabilly music was Big Sandy. I remember listening to the CD and this incredible feeling coming over me. It's very strange but I was like a light being switched on.
I couldn't believe that this music wasn't being played everywhere! From then on I was like a sponge when it came to music.

Luckily for me Michael was a DJ & had a MASSIVE music collection. I started with UK psychobilly like Guana Batz & the Meteors and then went to classic rockabilly like Charlie Feathers and Gene Vincent.

I went to my first Wintersun in 1996 and in those days there were 2 groups. The Rockabillies and The Rock and Rollers.  The Rockabillies were all about wearing vintage, drinking, swearing, music, dancing and being loud.
The Rock n Rollers wore fluro poodle skirts and danced to 'not too fast or loud' music.

Back in those days we had no internet. *gasp* No digital cameras. No REPRO clothing. No Facebook.

We had to find old 1950s women's magazines at swap meets and garage sales and practice doing our hair to look like the gals in them.  It was exciting to find a fabulous vintage frock at the Toowoomba Swap meet for $20.
The more I discovered about this era the more I fell in love and discovered that this was who I was.
I was very lucky to have a few vintage style 'mentors' in Michael when it came to music, my neighbour Jacqui (aka Kitty Von Purr) and our house mate John who taught me everything I needed to know about wearing and buying vintage.

First and foremost this group of people who called themselves "Rockabillies" cared about the music NUMBER ONE.

Events were based around the music and dancing (and grog). 
Most of the guys wore jeans, leather jackets, creepers OR gab jackets & awesome rayon shirts.  Most of the girls wore vintage or sewed their own clothes.  But the 'scene' didn't revolve around the clothing.    This subculture was a group of people who LOVED rockabilly music but then also LOVED the whole DESIGN aspect of the era of the 1950s. The furniture, the cars, the clothing, the textures and fabrics and the colours. 

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Sadly, I think that the "rockabilly" subculture has been somewhat lost in Australia.
For some of us, it has now been replaced with more of a "1950s vintage appreciation culture". 

With the advent of the fabulous internet I am still finding new & exciting aspects of this era that I feel a real connection with. I spend hours swooning over architectural designs, prom gowns and lamps.

In the last 20 years or so the whole 'scene' has changed dramatically. 
To me it is like a big crock-pot of cross culture.
It's like somebody has gotten a big pot and chucked a whole heap of everything in.
Punk, Pop, Vintage, Goth, Rock and Roll all mixed together.

I have NO problem with people dressing however the hell they want to dress. As long as a person isn't an arsehole I couldn't give a rats what you've got on.

BUT

I get really aggravated with the overuse of the word "rockabilly" used to describe fucking everything.
 I just do not fucking get it. 

A polka-dot tight skirt that comes to mid thigh is NOT a 'rockabilly' skirt! It is a skirt.

A bandana worn over your hair is NOT a "rockabilly" bandana. It is a bandana.

Your "Betty Bangs" are not rockabilly. It is a vintage inspired fringe.

Rockabilly meets Boho Chic high-waisted Cut-offs shorts


Lately the new revival thing seems to be all about everything PIN-UP.

Now before yawl get out your 'rockabilly' heels to stab me AGAIN I will say "good for you".

If putting on a nice florally or polka-dot frock and doing your hair in 'victory' rolls and having your pic taken makes you feel awesome then that is absolutely brilliant. 

What gets my goat is that with ALL of the immense internet I can't believe just how WRONG some people get it.



OK let me explain myself: If you call your pic a PIN-UP photo then what ever BUT if your shoot is a "Vintage" or "1950s" shoot then for the love of Betty Grable can you do some research.
Do your hair & makeup true to the era you are supposed to be representing. I guess I must be a grumpy old woman who is a stickler for accuracy. 

WTF???!



Some of you will be screaming "Hang on Mz Vicki you've done a PIN UP shoot". Yep I have.
I have nothing against Pin Up stuff at all.






 
 
I am definitely NO purist and definitely NOT an
 
expert on ANYTHING.
 
This is just my opinion.
Fake Cupcake Hot Pink Rockabilly String of Lights


I wouldn't buy a Buddah statue and put it in my front garden
and then proclaim to the world that I am a Buddist.

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

PURLS OF WISDOM

It's around midnight & I suddenly wake with a start. I sit bolt upright in the dark bedroom.
I'm all alone as my husband is away on a business trip again.
I'm tingling and my body feels like it is covered with static electricity.
I am breathing heavily and rapidly.
I am ecstatic. I am filled with beautiful happiness.

Because I have the answer.
The answer to EVERYTHING.

I fling my legs over the edge of the bed and start grinning to myself.

I feel fantastic.

Another Bipolar manic attack has begun.

I walk briskly to the kitchen, lighting a cigarette on the way & set the jug to boil. I don't realise it but my teeth are chattering, I am constantly licking my lips and wringing my hands.
As the jug boils I start pacing back & forth across the kitchen muttering to myself
"How could I not have seen it before? It makes perfect sense. I know what I have to do. I know the answer......... KNITTING!"

The jug boils and I make myself the first of about 30 cups of coffee that I will mindlessly consume over the next 5 hours.
Inside my brain the neurotransmitters are firing on full power as my mind is totally inundated with thought upon thought overlapping the next filling my head like waves crashing.
With every second my excitement, happiness and creativity grows until I am literally laughing hysterically with the complete ecstasy of my incredible discovery.
 
KNITTING IS MY FUTURE.



My thoughts are now racing on fast forward and if you could project the thoughts through a speaker it would be like 10 talk back radio stations all playing at once on top volume and would sound like this:

Knitting. How could I not see it? Knitting. I could knit. If I could knit I could make all my own cardigans and clothes. Everything.
Oh my God I could make gifts for all of my family & friends. Christmas. Birthdays. everything.
Tea cosies. Cardigans. Toys. Oh my God the toys. Cardigans. Gifts.
That would make them so happy. Oh my God I could sell them. I could sell the knitted goods. Yes sell them!   I could have a stall at a cool market. Knitting would be awesome. It's so relaxing. A market. Southbank maybe? Yes Yes Yes! Oh my God I could have a SHOP. A knitting shop. YES! My own shop. Full of my knitting. I would have workshops. Oh my god it's going to be amazing. Where's a pen & paper? I have to get this down. I have to draw my shop layout. Advertising Advertising Marketing. What if I could get somebody awesome to model my things?
Oh my God what if I got Dita Von Teese to model my knits. Oh my God Dita Von Teese totally WOULD model my knits! YES OF COURSE! Got to knit. I have to start. Shit Shit Shit Shit. Spotlight doesn't open for 8 hours. Shit Shit. Ok ok ok ok ok. It's all good. It's great It's great.



This plays over and over in my mind while I drink cup after cup of coffee and smoke and smoke and smoke.
By the time 8.30am has come around my pupils are like saucers, I am shaking, stuttering and rubbing my face over and over again. 
But internally I feel AMAZING. INVINCIBLE. STRONG. ENERGISED. SUPER HUMAN. BUZZING.

I get into my car and it is all I can do not to run every red light and Stop sign in my rush to get to Spotlight. Every car in front of me get screamed at and I start hammering on the steering wheel and stammering loudly "Come on come on come on!!! Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck".

I throw myself out of the car and practically sprint into the shop where I go to the knitting section.
I stand in front of the yarn and needles and books and suddenly my excitement & joy is replaced with confusion as I realise that I don't even know HOW to knit.

The rows and rows of different coloured wool. The rows and rows of different types of wool. The rows and rows of different needles. It becomes all blurry and I feel the walls of the store pulsating in and out. The music playing over the speakers feels booming in my ears. I start to scratch at my arms and biting my lip hard and begin to sob.

"There's too much. There's too much. There's too much" as my brain decides that 8 plus hours of hyperactivity is enough and begins to shut down.
A store girl approaches me and asks me if I am ok but I've literally lost the power to speak.
So I just look at her mournfully and cry.



I drive home and it is all I can do not to drive my car at full speed into a wall as crushing sadness fills my veins and threatens to strangle me from the inside.

Everything slows down in the world and even though it is a sunny day the colour leaves and the world becomes grainy and grey.  My brain feels heavy and swollen and I feel like the grief of the whole world has become mine to bear.
Nothing matters anymore.
What a fool I was to think of knitting. What an idiot.

I fall through the door of my empty house.  I drop heavily onto the couch and light another cigarette.
I unscrew the cap of the bottle of wine and pour half the bottle into an oversized glass and drink deeply. The alcohol burns my stomach but I don't care.

I drink and drink

and then

I sleep and sleep.


Sunday, May 4, 2014

THOSE DARN SEW AND SEWS MEET 'N' GREET

The forever elegant Mz Kim graciously decided to host a meet and greet for my little FB sewing group "Those Darn Sew and Sews" on Saturday. 
It was a glorious sunny day with just a nip of chill in the air and so perfect for a luncheon with some fellow sewin' lovin' dames at the hilltop estate.
We were also encouraged to wear something that we had made. SQUEAL!
 
All in all there were seven of us including -
 the super amazing & gorgeous Beccie who is the sewing sensation of Sew Retro Rose Blog :   www.sewretrorose.blogspot.com.au
 
the beautiful & talented Bree of Dead Gorgeous - Hair & Makeup Styling:  www.deadgorgeouscosmetics.com 
 
and Janis of Rockabilly Gals Fashions:  www.rockabillygalsfashions.com 
 
All I can say is ER-MEH-GHERD what a wonderful day!  Kim's divine home seemed to be built for luncheons such as these. We firstly sat outside on the deck drooling over Kim's immense collection of Home Journals, mid-century sewing manuals, vintage pattern drafting books & magazines while sipping on champers & coffee.


 
 
I bought along a couple of projects that I had been working on that had me totally dumbfounded.
Thankfully, Beccie & Nanette (the seamstress gurus)  quickly gave me instructions & advice about trying to follow pattern instructions that can only be described as
"SHIT" and "CRAP".
I was so stoked to discover that I'm not such a herpy derp after all LOL
 



 
 

We then adjourned to the parlour for an incredible lunch & dessert where we discussed more sewing related guff and future TDS&S events that may be had. After stuffing my face stupid with chocolate truffles, cakes & brownies we again popped outside where we had created piles of random stuff to sell or swap. 
I was able to swap some patterns I didn't want for a "Successful Dressmaking" book & some fabulous fabric to make (another) blouse from.




At the end of the day I couldn't stop beaming. What a day! I got to meet a bunch of AMAZING women who are just as mad about sewing as me.  I got heaps of wonderful advice, learnt about new fandangled gadgets like the "Make your own Bias Binding" Tool (thanks Andrea), had a delicious lunch, laughed my face off, swore my face off and .... well..... just had the most lovely time!

The revoluntionary DIY Bias Binding thingamajig !


THE HOME SEWN FASHION PARADE

ANDREA

BECCIE
BREE

MOI

JANIS

KIM


 
WHAT THE FUG?
 

MY DRESS THAT I MADE

 
THE PATTERN FOR MY FROCK - If only MY waist was smaller than my neck like the lady on the pattern.
 
 
 
THOSE DARN SEW & SEWS ARE BIG GERTIE FANS
GERTIE'S BLOG FOR BETTER SEWING:  www.blogforbettersewing.com
 
 
THANK YOU SO MUCH KIM FOR SUCH A WONDERFUL DAY
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
 

Monday, April 21, 2014

For a Healthy Happy Job

OH MY FREAKING GAWD.
I finally finished my Sewing for Victory outfit!


 
I was inspired by look of The Women's Land Army. 

The Australian Women's Land Army (AWLA) was an organisation created in World War II in Australia to combat rising labour shortages in the farming sector. The AWLA organised female workers to be employed by farmers to replace male workers who had joined the armed forces. (source:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Women's_Land_Army )


"The Land Girls" movie


"Land Girls" TV series

 
 
 
The trousers I made are from brown cotton drill & the top from a really pretty yellow with little brown flowers cotton. 
As you may have previously read I had a real prick of a time with these pants. 
First the pattern measurements was all wonky & then they shrunk in the wash.
It was a bloody nightmare... but.... I finally finished them.
They are a bit baggy in the crotch & I'm not sure this style of pant really suits me... being a short arse I think they make me look even shorter and because I'm short waisted & they are high waisted they tend to cut me in half. They are comfy though.
 
The pants pattern I used.
The blouse (once you've sewed it once) is really very easy & I LOVE the pattern.
(I forgot to take a picture of it)
I've now made 3 blouses from this pattern. I just love the puff sleeves & peter pan collar.
 
It was really great to have an actual sewing project & I hope that Lucky Lucille has another one.
(good excuse to by MORE fabric & patterns)
 
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MZ VICKI. LAND GIRL.
I love pants with a Pendleton look.

A Healthy Open Air Life

A Vital War Job

Pitch In and Help !

 
REAP THE HARVEST OF VICTORY
 
XOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXO

Monday, April 7, 2014

Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. - Po (Kung Fu Panda)

 
 
On Sunday I was so very excited.
 
I had finally completed my outfit for the "Sewing for Victory" Challenge. I had sewed it, washed it, ironed it, foofed my hair, slathered on some 1940s style make up & instructed The Big Fella that he was to bust out the 'good' camera' & take some uber-flattering shots of me in the back yard.
 
I did up the buttons on the 1940s style puff sleeve blouse. Freaking PERFECT. (not pictured)
I looked (from the waist up) like something from The Sullivans. Awesome.
 
 
Then I pulled on my 1940s slightly high waisted wide leg trousers that took me SO frickin' long to achieve the proper fit and
 
WHAT THE FUCK?
 
I had either gained about 10 kilos AND grown another 10 centimetres taller in one week
(call Ripley's Believe it or Not!)
 
OR
 
my previously fantastic trousers had shrunk in the wash.
 
I tugged at the zipper. I swore at it. I pleaded with it but it just wouldn't go up.
 
Before chucking them in the wash they fit PERFECTLY. They zipped up easily & I had deliberately made them so that the hems would touch the ground as I knew I would be wearing shoes with a slight heel. Now they came up past my ankle!
 
 
 
 
 
"MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKKK!!!" I bellowed out to my long suffering husband " GODDAMMIT!!! MY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!"
 
TBF came rushing down the hallway & abruptly stoppped in the doorway...
"Ummm are they meant to be 3/4 length?" He asks foolishly.
 
"NOTHEYARENOTMEANTTOBETHREEQUARTER!!!!" I scream.
 
"GODDAMMSHITFUCKBUMPOOARRRRRRRRRR" I wail before ripping them from my body like an angry Chippendale stripper and throwing then rather over dramatically to the floor.
 
 
Geez.  This sewing caper is such a step by step 'learn from your mistakes' caper.
 
A big fat arsehole learn-from-your-mistakes caper.
 
 
What did I learn? 
 
When it comes to sewing......... DO IT RIGHT OR NOT AT ALL. Don't take short cuts.
 
 
SUCH ROOKIE MISTAKE.
 
SO, back to bloody Lincraft yesterday to buy some more cotton drill. 
 
START AGAIN.
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IN OTHER NEWS
 
If you know me on social media I have probably already spammed the shit out of you about being nominated for People's Choice for Australian Blog of the Year.
 
Look, I really want to win this ok.
 
I love to write about random shit & I like making people smile & laugh. I like to think that I'm alright at doing this. I'd like to do MORE.  I don't know what.  Maybe write a best selling book about cross dressing ferrets or a self help book for people who want to perfect the act of chucking hissy fits.
 
The People's Choice winner gets $1000 worth of courses with The Australian Writers Centre.
Going & doing some courses with the AWC would be so totes grouse because it would set me on my path to my REAL life. The life that I am destined to live. My dream life.
 
To be disgustingly rich, adored by millions, have stores throw their goods at me to promote, to own a mansion beach house on Fraser Island with a replica of Jane Mansfield's pink towelling bathroom in it and have 10 French Bulldogs.
 
 
I don't think that is too much to ask.
 
Anyway, all you lovely wonderful stylish gorgeous tasteful people need to do is simply click on this picture (top right corner):
 
 
or
 
When you get to the survey page, just keep clicking NEXT down the bottom until you get to the page I'm on.. I think it's about page 5.  Rayon Dreams in a Cheesecake World
It says you can vote for more than one blog but my advice is to just ignore those other crappy blogs.

  NOTE: YOU CAN ONLY VOTE ONCE
Voting closes Monday 5 May at 5pm
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